Where Egos Dare - Perm & Crabby Team Up

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: December 28, 2002

Eh , Gringo. What are you doing down here in Old Mexico. We dont need no stinking badges.
Badges? Oh , right , wotcha cock. Erm , im looking for the one they call "El Mariachi". Hes been a norty boy.
WE DONT NEED NO STEENKING BADGES!
Hes raped , killed , and eaten 239 people so far, and rumour has it hes even been a contestant on Iron Chef.
"The Cannibal Mariachi Child Rapist"?
No , that was Christian Slater.