Kramers Krazy Komic Kontest

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: May 26, 2003

Ok ... Grassy Knoll , Rifle Loaded , presidents motorcade in sight, Patsy already set. Man this is going to be easy.
And what in the name of fuck do you think youre doing?
erm , hey officer. Im a US Government operative hired to shoot pidgeons off windowledges in case they crap on the presidents motorcade.
In retrospect , saying im a CIA assassin would have been a better career move , right?
Yup.