The Boinking of Kaufman 26

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: December 12, 2003

Boinky, this just isnt working out. You cant possibly be my soulmate, or the person who completes me.
Whatever. Can i fuck your cat?
I mean, having sex 26 times is great, but ive done that hundreds of times, and this time didnt feel any different.
You see, ive always wanted a little pussy.
Im pouring out my heart here and youre making shitty puns.
Hey , if youd rather i said "Dongs" and "Wangs" , im all for it.