FTC #14 - The Antibody of Christ

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: December 18, 2003

Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
So for hogging the limlight in the school play, your dad said you had to die for our sins?
Yeh. Thatll teach me to play god.