FTC #14 - In the Name of the Father Dowling Investigates.

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: December 18, 2003

Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
So for inventing a board game about him, your dad said you had to die for our sins?
Yeh. Thatll teach me to play god.