FTC 17 : We Control the Horizontal, but our remote is busted

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: January 3, 2004

Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
Phil McCracken? Isnt that what they call an Irish Homosexual.