FTC 17 : Journey to the Centre of the Dearth (of comedy)

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: January 3, 2004

Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
Well, after a string of denials, Hilary Clinton finally admitted she was entering the presidential race.
Wow. To think one politician being honest could cause so much devastation.