FTC 34 : Reliving That First Endorsement Busting Date

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: May 13, 2004

Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
AHHHH! Get offa me Kobe Bryant!