Cthulu and Jesus

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: September 30, 2001

Hi , and welcome to "The Cthulu Comedy Club". Tonights guest performer , Jesus.
GET ME DOWN OFF THIS FUCKING CROSS!
Heh. Whatta kidder , so , Jesus , tonight , youre going to be doing some tap dancing for us , right?
You nailed me to a cross. How the hell do you expect me to do any tap dancing.
You could always perform a miracle *snigger*
Lord , why have you forsaken me.