Contrived Comic Contest. I Blame Andy.

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: October 8, 2001

My name is Helmut Bumpsadaisy.Have you ever met Anne ,my daughter.
I sense where this is going.
Or perhaps my Brother , Hans , who is very fond of his niece , Anne.
I swear , ill never ask for a contrived comic contest again.
In fact , she is Hans Niece Anne Bumpsadaisy.
Must .......block......out........punchline.......from.......memory.