Operation : Infinite Cornhole

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: October 9, 2001

We go now exclusively LIVE to Little Asian Girl , our reporter in Kabul
Im here in the Khyber Pass. Following up reports that the US has deployed a top secret weapon to destroy Bin Laden and his Al Qaeda network.
In fact , i can see the weapon being deployed now. My god. That things could cause devastation if let loose in a populated area.
*we have to be very quiet in case we distract it from its mission*
RARR!. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE BIN LADEN!