Aleph , Son of Null

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: October 18, 2001

Id like to take this opportunity to tell the world that I , Alephnull , do not have a small penis.
Hmmm. But youre looking a tad shrivelled in the boxers there Aleph.
What? how dare you. I have a massive packet. Women scream my name on a regular basis.
I have an affidavit here that says they scream "Youve broken the restraining order again. Stop stalking me you pindicked moron"
Erm , well , shes lying. It was cold that day.
oooh , did you REALLY have to give them magnifying glasses when asked to show it in court?