The Weakest Strip - Rnd 1

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: December 9, 2001

Im sorry Roger. Weve had to amputate both your arms just below the line of vision of this strip.
WHA? ..but , those arms won me the 1997 "Masturbator of the Year" certificate.
Well , we have give you some piece of mind. We caught and killed your attacker.
The Herring?
Yes. Because hes a nocturnal animal , we had difficulty catching him , but anyway , we made him into something special for you.
EARMUFFS? What the hell would i want with a pair of Earmuffs that smell like a herring?