The Weakest Strip - Rnd 2

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: December 12, 2001

Wow. That story is SCARY. So , tell me , what does this "Wirthling" thing do again.
They say its just an Urban Legend , but supposedly , its a dismembered head that floats around and tries to insert itself into Donkey Rectums.
Thats almost as stupid as the time you said McDonalds were doing a new "Donkey Burger" happy meal.
Hey , im telling you. This story scares even the most hardened donkey. Id keep an eye on your anus from now on when it gets dark.
Next youll be telling me that theres a new strain of Mad Cow Disease that affects only donkeys.
That wouldnt worry me anyway. Im a hedgehog.