Mike the Microphone - Hes a Cunt

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: January 11, 2002

*Somewhere , over the rainbow , skies are blue*
Jeezus Bitch. Youve got no singing talent whatsoever. Its like listening to a strangled cat,
*Where troubles melt like lemon drops , away above the chimney tops*
Fuck me. Someone get this bitch a throat specialist. Sounds like shes been gargling with Joe Cockers semen.
There must be an easier way to make a living.
Fuck me. It talks too. What a mouth. Bet you could swallow me whole baby.