Mike the Microphone - Hes a Cunt Pt 2

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: January 11, 2002

*Nessun Dorma , Nessun Dormaaaa*
Oh christ. Who let this fat fuck on the stage. Get a life you pasta gobbling cunt.
Excuse me. Can i get someone to fix this microphone. Its clearly not working.
Im not working? Christ , with a voice like yours , im amazed youre working. Try the F plan diet mate.
How dare you. Im a serious performer.
Youre a serious pain in the fucking arse mate. I bet you have 6 portions of everything. Sod off you fat fuck.