A Crappier Comic

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: January 15, 2002

Them damn terrorists tried to kill me with pretzels Daddy. I know they did.
Son , you just choked on a pretzel. It wasnt the arabs. Just calm down.
I know it was Daddy. There was a slight error on the side of the packaging that i saw just in time and spat the pretzel out.
A slight error on the side?
Yeh daddy. It said "Ma Brady's good old american Pretzels. Made in Richmond , Virginia , die you imperialist pig dog. May contain nuts.
Hmmm