Serial Comic - The New and Improved President of the USA.

Date: January 17, 2002

Serial Comic - The New and Improved President of the USA.

by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
1-17-02


	Well , i guess if im gonna run this right , im gonna have to appoint some staff. Lets see. Secretary of defence ..... i think Tobor.


	TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE BIN LADEN ...and anyone else who fucks with us.


	Ill need a vice president who will run things smoothly so i dont have to work .... Hmmm. Gabe seems reasonable.


	Hey , do i get a monthly allowance for Donkeys? Can the secret service suppress that for me?


	Oh. And i need someone viciously corrupt and immoral to take backhanders for me so it cant be traced directly to me.