How Deep is Your Love (And your Accent)

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: January 23, 2002

Haw , Andy. Ya dobber. Im gawn doon tae the arches wi mah mates tae get bladdered. You up fur it?
Dunno Perm. I really have to write a positive review about "A beautiful Mind". The boss says ive been far too harsh lately.
Haw Haw. Yir whipped boy.
Hang on. You were brought up in Cumbernauld and Motherwell. Where did you get such a deep Glasgow accent from?
Shhh. Dont say that so loud. Do you have any idea how hard it is to make people round here believe im really Scottish?
I would have thought the constant references to Partick Thistle and Buckfast would have done it.