CC 96 - Siskel And Ebert Have Nothing on Andy.

Date: January 28, 2002

CC 96 - Siskel And Ebert Have Nothing on Andy.

by Kevin_Keegans_Perm
1-28-02


	Hello , Siskel and Ebert movie review line.


	Hi. I was wondering. I need to write a review for a local newspaper of "A Beautiful Mind" , but its embaressing asking for a ticket.


	No problem sir. Simply use the word "Oscar" , "Masterpiece" , "Magnificent" and "Russell Crowe's Ass" , and youll be just fine.


	Thats sounds far too much like my Gladiator review.


	Its a Russell Crowe movie. What did you expect.


	Hmmm. "They lodge An Oscar up Russell Crowes Magnificent Ass. Its a cinematic Masterpiece"