CC 96 - Siskel And Ebert Have Nothing on Andy.

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: January 28, 2002

Hello , Siskel and Ebert movie review line.
Hi. I was wondering. I need to write a review for a local newspaper of "A Beautiful Mind" , but its embaressing asking for a ticket.
No problem sir. Simply use the word "Oscar" , "Masterpiece" , "Magnificent" and "Russell Crowe's Ass" , and youll be just fine.
Thats sounds far too much like my Gladiator review.
Its a Russell Crowe movie. What did you expect.
Hmmm. "They lodge An Oscar up Russell Crowes Magnificent Ass. Its a cinematic Masterpiece"