Just the Two of Us - Pet Semetary.

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: January 31, 2002

Look , this one is simple. The pets from the local cemetary are coming back to life. We see them and we run screaming , ok?
Then i shoot them a lot , they all fall into little bits , and we have a beer and U2 play the theme song, right?
NO. FOR GODS SAKE. THERES NO FUCKING SHOOTING. WE JUST RUN AWAY AND SCREAM. GOT THAT.
You know , your old Thirsty Beatnik character used to shout all in caps as well.
I knew i should have just picked the donkey.
Why dont you just give everyone what they want and ask for a Glass of Water.