Fried Penis

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: February 9, 2002

Right. Breakfast time. Ill go with waffles , sausage , egg and toast please.
Im sorry sir. Weve run out of everything except Fried Penis.
Fried Penis? Well , what does it taste like.
I wouldnt know Sir. Ive had it many other ways , but never fried.
Fetch your boyfriend. Ill sort that problem as of now.
This will teach the bastard to make me dress up as Mother Theresa,