CC 99 - Chanukah

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: February 10, 2002

Happy Chanukah. Im TV's Matthew Perry from TV's "Friends" , and im here to sing to you about the true meaning of Chanukah.
Hi. Im Adam Sandler , and im here to kick this fat retarded shitnik up and down the studio for ripping off my "Chanukah Song" idea.
You know , i liked you better when you were an angst ridden 80's wedding singer.
I like you better when youre a bleeding puddle of broken limbs on the floor.
*ack*gurgle*
And thats the true meaning of Chanukah kids. Were Jewish. Fuck everyone else!