Comic Contest VIII - $1.2 Million an Episode?

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: February 19, 2002

Brigadier , im absoloutely certain that there isnt anything that can go wrong in this episode of friends.
Of course. Thats why were getting paid 100 gazillion trillion dollars an episode to star in the show.
** Cue Canned Applause **
Phoebe , did you hear something? That sounded like an explosion.
Oh , That sounds like Monica's Homemade Claymore mines caught another Network Executive.
Meantime , among the Papparazi.
IM SUING YOU FOR AN INEXPLICABLY UNCONTESTABLE AMOUNT OF MONETARY REPARATIONS MRS COX ARQUETTE!
At least on the set of Ally McBeal we only had to deal with Robert Downey Jr and his Sniper Rifle.