Sauce

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: April 16, 2015

"We have decided to withhold payment on your recent donation to the sperm bank"
What? Thats ridiculous.
I can almost see why they rejected it. We did go out on a limb for this one.
Im a 9yr old evil genius. I cant make sperm yet, but that combination of river water and mouldy playdough was a perfect match.
"Of the 23 recipients, 19 have died, 3 are in a coma, and one has a yeast infection that resembles Godzilla"
I guess its time to whip up another batch then.