CCIX #15 - Wirthling Fucking Sucks

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: July 27, 2002

Hey. Its a call up letter. "Join the Army or we will come round and rape you till you squeal"
It says here thats the most painful way to die ever , apart from having sex with Roseanne.
Dammit Butch , i cant do this. Lets just murder Wirthling for making us star in such a shitty comic
Fucking floating head. What does he know about comedy anyway. I claim the first skullfuck.
"From all the Regs at SC.com. Thanks for your public service. See you in 30 years"
I bet TheBlairZip makes a sodomy joke. Its not like hes ever funny anyway.