I blame Kaufman. Always. Its Safer that way.

Author: Kevin_Keegans_Perm

Date: August 9, 2002

Hey Maura. I know youve always had a thing for lesbian sex , so i got you a gift.
Thats very sweet of you. What did you get me?
Well , i got you Rosie and Alison. Theyre the two sisters from across the road. Theyll have a threesome with you and do whatever you want.
wow , thats thoughtful of you. Ive never met these girls before. Whats their second name>
Rosie and Alison Penk
YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN PENK TWINS!