Mutant Comics, Mutant Customers!

Author: Kicker

Date: December 14, 2002

by Kicker
12-14-02
Today: Customer Service!
I require the sweet release brought only by posessing the Red Eyes Black Dragon. Can you satisfy my needs?
Sorry, small man, we don't sell individual cards.
Though you are perceptive to recognize that I am actually a grown-up with a severe glandular disorder, you are otherwise useless to me. You are also stupid, and ugly.
Jeepers! I just got told by the love child of Gary Coleman and Eminem! I could think of a retort, but I think I'll just sick Gabe on you.
Look Out! Enemy Coming!
My Gabe-senses are tingling! A customer must be giving an excuse to exercise lethal force!
Wait, don't hit me! My deviant body chemistry gives me blood that burns like acid...Ok, maybe it's just sticky and smells like bleach, but that's pretty bad!