Conceits

Author: Kicker

Date: December 15, 2002

by Kicker
12-15-02
Today: Exposition!
Lacking any better idea, I will now explain the basic premise of this strip, and by extension, my pathetic life.
I work at Outland Station, a specialty retail store located at 6791 Red Road in sunny Miami, Florida.
"Specialty Retail" is tax-speak for "Geek Store". Comics, games, action figures, Captain Kirk cock rings, that sort of garbage.
You can probably imagine the kind of people this exposes me to. You've probably seen them yourself. Shit, you're probably one of them! Freak!
In fact, why the fuck do I do this, anyway? You don't even pay me!
Your "job" is to sit in a comic book store heckling people all day. I'm amazed I don't charge you rent.