Robots are the Future

Author: Kicker

Date: December 22, 2002

by Kicker
12-22-02
Today: Technology!
Well, the CCG counts are on the nose! Another lossless afternoon!
Really? So you think the robotic anti-theft system I put in the blind spot for test purposes is doing it's job? Great! I can have four more of them here within the week!
Um, I was just there and I didn't see any robot...Didn't Marc ask you to please not deploy any more robotic technologies in the store until you could prove they were 100% reliable?
Come on, Outland Robo saved the whole city, and...I don't fucking believe this! Someone actually stole my robotic anti-theft system! Don't these people have any sense of their own irresponsibility?
Meanwhile...
STEP AWAY FROM THE DISPLAY CASE. YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
The display case is back in the store, you tin-plated psychopath!