The Future is Now

Author: Kicker

Date: September 10, 2004

by Kicker
9-10-04
Yep, my finest creation, a perfect robotic duplicate of myself.
Wow. That's crazy. So, uhh, real Nick, you're sure it's safe to leave us working with one of your robots?
Oh, you misunderstand. I'm sending the robot to St. Johns as a test of its adaptability and volition. I like it here. If it does graduate, I'll just use the diploma to negotiate a raise.
Aww, that's so cute! It's imitating it's creator! Don't worry robot, I'll send you lots of postcards from Maryland.
Uh-oh...
Woah, looks like there are still a few bugs to work out. Better crack open the head-case and turn the "completely fucking insane" dial down a tad before I pack him into the fedex box.
Oh, that's real amusing, you walking novelty vibrator! I'll be sure to remember that one tonight, when I melt you down into syringes for the junkie exchange program!