Staying

Author: Kicker

Date: September 10, 2004

by Kicker
9-10-04
So we still don't know which one is real?
Terrifying as the concept may be, the existence of two Nicks cannot be disproven. At least only one of them is staying around.
You seem calmly reconciled. What do you suggest?
Forget this whole thing ever happened, and treat this Nick just like we always do.
Nick, I want you to show up early tomorrow to start training the new hire. Also, the toilet's backed up again. Also, you're a worthless human being and I pray for your death.
And who needs college with a loving work environment like this?