Going

Author: Kicker

Date: September 10, 2004

by Kicker
9-10-04
Ahh...A quiet and secluded campus, reeking with the sweet smell of nollidg. A man could get used to this.
Hi! Can you direct me to the registration desk, Sir?
Hah! Sorry, unnamed cheeky youth, I'm new here myself. Does your mommy or daddy work here?
Actually, I'm an entering freshman. I thought you were a teacher, but I sure hope they don't hire people that dumb.
Gosh, I wonder if I was so trusting in my immortality when I first entered college four years ago. Maybe later, we can meet in an alley and your uncle Nick can rid you of that silly preconception.
Whatever, old man. I'm going to go tell security that I saw a crazy vagrant wandering around harrassing actual students.