The Name is not the Thing Itself

Author: Kicker

Date: September 10, 2004

by Kicker
9-10-04
Jesus fucknut there are a lot of club notices on this board! What the shit is "Mabel the Swimming Wonder Monkey?"
Unfortunately, no one can be told what Mabel is. You have to see it for yourself.
Tell me, or I'll leave your liver spilled in the dust while darkness veils your eyes.
They show bad movies and give loud and amusing commentary.
I have just determined the first objective in my quest to remake this pathetic place in my image.
Also, there is pizza! It approaches a platonic ideal of enjoyment!