Water is the Death

Author: Kicker

Date: September 11, 2004

by Kicker
9-11-04
Ahh! The sun is shining, the birds are singing! All's right with the world, and it's a perfect day for some kayaking!
Not so fast, Poncho. Before you step foot near that horror men call College Creek, you might want to hear my instructional health and safety lecture.
It will be in five parts, about an hour and a half long, and read by my good friend here, who was fished out of the water yesterday by the senior lab class.
What up.
I'm going to go back to my dorm and try to wash that image out of my eyes with borax and steel wool. Also, I am never speaking to you again.
No need for a reward, I'm just glad to be of service.