WE ALL LOVE BILLY MAYS, DONT WE

Author: Kid_Vid2

Date: July 13, 2002

by Kid_Vid2
7-13-02
AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS
HI I AM BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXYCLEAN ORANGECLEAN POGS THE ELEPHENT MANS REMAINS
I AM GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT AN AMAZING DEAL ON THE ELEPHANT MANS REMAINS THAT YOU WILL ONLY FIND HERE!
LEADING SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND A WAY TO INFUSE THE CORPSE OF THE ELEPHANT MAN WITH POWERFUL CLEANING AGENTS
USING ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY TO CLONE AND RAPIDLY AGE THE ELEPHENT MAN, WE HAVE CREATED A CHEAP AND EFFICIENT WAY TO MASS PRODUCE IT, AND WE WANT TO PASS THE SAVINGS ONTO YOU
I WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME
MICHEAL, PLEASE REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE PREMESIS IMMEDIATELY