Love=Death

Author: KieranCurrer

Date: June 17, 2004

by KieranCurrer
6-17-04
Isn't Fred cute with those flowers, Betty?
Hey, Betty! Uhm, I was just wondering, do you think you might like to go out with me sometime?
Hey, Fred! Oh, i just don't know. You know i just got out of a relationship
Why didn't she say yes?!
FINE!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of the story: Don't say no to freaks.
Terrible news tonight.
In the Huntington Building downtown, there has been an awful murder.