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by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
Well this guy certainly been taking drugs he's talking to a squirrel for god sakes........
So um You Uhhh Like Stuff
Why the hell are you asking me I'm just a freaking squirrel
Finally he left maybe I should call that Lady Squirrel Over for some smooth talking
Or maybe it was the squirrel who was the idiot??
Ohh your just like that Idiot sitting on the bench
So uhh You like stuff

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
The dog says he's tired yeah and im a narrator....hey wait I am
What a moron
I'm tired but I gotta go to school
I dunno
So when do you think He'll realise he has no pants
Maybe that dog's mom should tell her son he's not wearing any pants
Hmmm... Right about now
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
The guy bought a new hammer happy days?
Hello Mister look what I got a hammer!!! Im gonna go beat up a bully now bye
I would do that you know its dangerous
1 hour later........
The end
I stand corrected!
Yes You should.........

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
Tisk tisk tisk this guy broke the law
Look heres a ticket now get outta here before I put your ass in jail
Oh crap umm look over there
Where???
See ya
Get back here oh whats the point now the boss is gonna suspend me from the donuts
Sucker!!

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
This is Joey the outback hunter on his first TV show premier
*Phew* its hot out here but crikey I found a....Donkey! in the outback im gonna hunt it
Moo
Shoit better hide Joey
Ok im gonna hun it and.......Holy Shit
MOOOOOO!!
To see what happens next with Joeys adventure read episode 2!!
Oh Crap is he gone yet oh yeah umm see you next time kids???

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
Episode 2:The Police
Hey Kids its time for Joey's Adventure starring me Joey Stickman
Now I just hit the car lets see what it does
*Random Alarm Noise*
Joey your in trouble again well stay tuned for part 2 for episode 2 for a conclusion
Ummm no!
Sir did you hit this police car just now

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
Wow Community Service... Anyway Joey's Adventure Ep2 Part 2 Community Service
Hmm lets go over this Blah Blah blah about busting tail light of the car oh here it is Community Service: Bad $200 dollar fine:Bad Someone bailed me out:Good
Uh uh uh Joey I wouldn't do that if I were you
I'll give you community Service
OK I want this place cleaned up in 3 hours if you do it we let you off without fine
3 hours Later.........and Joey's Now going to get mugged what a way to end Episode 2 stay tuned for episode 3
Hmm I could steal money from his wallet
I'll just close my eyes now and rest a bit.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
Woah Joey you didn't tell us your dad was a reaper
Hello kids welcome back to Joey's Adventure and now we hey wait who are you...
I am your father joey don't you remember
Ummm dad your wasting my show time can't we talk later
*sniff* Okay
Oh well kids not much happened but I see you all tommorow

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
Man my dad is really boring lately I've had enough
You should do something
This is gonna work Joey believe me
Hmmm....really???
Yeah I done it to my dad before he hasn't come backever since
Gee that was easy I guess you were right Joey
Hey dad you won a brand new car and trip to Iceland all the way at the end of the other side of the world
Woohoo I'm going to Ice land

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
Ehh Whats up doc!
Hey this is my show get outta here
No way man this is soon gonna be my show
Ahhh dont hurt me im too young to die
Umm no im just here as a cameo
oh what are you gonna help him

 

by Killer_Bee
3-14-05
Hey bugs Look over there
Where??
Here!!!
ahhh my head
well kids I killed the rabbit
Kids:Yay

 

by Killer_Bee
3-15-05
Hey umm i'm robbing this place my name is Joey stickman
Like don't hurt me please i'll give you money
Excuse me your under arrest for robbery
I didn't do it please
Oh man 2 Years in prison!!

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