Why is he allowed to live?

Author: Killer_Beer_Coaster

Date: July 20, 2001

Lets see, I've destroyed the world, causing everyone to die a horrible, horrible death, AND I missed COPS, dammit!
Hey, I was able to destroy the world, maybe I can fix it and still watch COPs. Must....try....hard!
Goddamnit! I didn't want him back! And if I destroy the world again, I will miss COPS for sure! What a dilemma...
Hey KBC! What happened? The last thing i remember was being hot then it was all a blur!