First Minkee, then this?

Author: Killer_Beer_Coaster

Date: July 20, 2001

FloatingTorsoMan breaking into the room
You gotta help me KBC! They are after me!
Oh God, what now? Why can't I watch COPS in peace? Maybe if I help him, I can also steal his wallet...
CRASH!!!
Oh no! They found me! You go that way, I'll go this way! Meet me at the secret place!
Maybe I can fake going that way, but insted stay here and watch the rest of COPS
Enter...DEATH!!!! Well...Its his brother, Bob (We don't have the budget to get the real Death)
I cannot speak, and I cannot hear, but I can read minds, so which way did FloatingTorsoMan go?
You think I care? Now fuck off, I'm watching COPS