they arnt going to be around much, but they are real

Author: Killer_Beer_Coaster

Date: July 21, 2001

Welcome two more characters to the world of Killer_Beer_Coaster!
I'm bored here and I don't feel like meeting anyone else yet, so I am going to name my TV and the most popular character in this strip.
With my special powers, I can make anything happen, like this TV just appear and give it life. TV! You are called JavaBomberman!
What the hell? What happened? Oh my God! I'm alive! Alive! Wait...I can't move my legs!
The funny part is they only talk when Killer_Beer_Coaster wants them to talk.
Where the hell am I? What happened? How am I talking?
Fire! The most popular character in this strip...besides me. Fire, you will know be known as Carlos!