"Kevin Smith is a God" or "Damn, I have to go back to Hell"

Author: Killer_Beer_Coaster

Date: July 21, 2001

What are you doing here FloatingTorsoMan? Shouldn't you be in a garbage can somewhere in New Mexico?
I got a letter today, it's bad news.
Oh no! Kevin Smith isn't dead, is he?
No, let me read it. "Guys, you have to save me, Satan has taken me to hell because after that South Park movie, all the damned souls thinks he is gay and gives him no respect, save me!"
Oh....well, at least Kevin Smith is alive and well.
Yeah, that's true.