damn....aliens

Author: Killer_Beer_Coaster

Date: July 22, 2001

Hey FloatingTorsoMan, nice to see you are back.
I'm not FloatingTorsoMan, I am clone #729164430172B. He sent me a note to read to you.
How many clones does he have? *sigh* Read it, but only the important parts.
He is on the moon and would like a ride home. Also, aliens are planning to attack the earth.
...That's foreshadowing, isn't it?
Yes, I am going to kill myself now before some alien butch comes and makes me his bitch.