The Misadventures of Ariel Meyer (AKA Ang3lus)

Author: Kilty

Date: December 13, 2001

by Kilty
12-13-01
Ang3lus makes his move on Edith in her basement...
Here's my big chance! Getting an STD isn't that bad!
Oh Ang3lus, I'm so lonely and am in desperate need of cock - my anal probe just isn't doing it for me tonight
The suave and debonair Gayp makes the scene and puts his plan into action
Hey Ang3lus, I went to a Star Trek convention and stole Jeri Ryan's used tampons from the wastebasket of the women's washroom!
Are you serious?!?! Give it here!
Gayp buries the bone.
Hey Edith, seeing as that jobnik Ang3lus is gone, why don't you drink this oddly coloured drink that has NO DATE RAPE PIL---err...forget that last part
Ok, what's the worst that can happen?