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by KingCheez
10-25-04
Mr. Kangaroo was angry at the world.
The ground on which we live and all its inhabitants is frustrating me!
Excuse me but you look as if the ground on which we live and all its inhabitants is frustrating you!
That is rather correct, but for the sake of my intelligent thoughts and sanity you must perish due to the bullets of my automated assault weapon!
Oh bother.
His plans were foiled.
Bull droppings that do not smell well.
Interesting, for I seem to have metamorphosized into a large man-eating lizard.

 

by KingCheez
10-25-04
This is a stupid letter...
On behalf of the author we apologize for the random and politically correct-...ness of the last comic.
But they'll persist to be that way.

 

by KingCheez
10-25-04
This is most uncomfortable. My pants are riding rather high into my buttocks.
Excuse me do you know how to cure high-riding pants? It is rather itchy.
I will bust a cap into your rectum.
You may notice a slight trimming of your remaining lifespan.
Interesting.

 

by KingCheez
10-25-04
Our noble hero set out to watch Code Lyoko.
I am going to watch the television show that goes by the name of Code Lyoko.
He liked the themesong.
We will save the world in a long 30-minute episode that could rather easily be trimmed down to thirty seconds, but we must spend at least ten minutes screaming Santa!
But not the show.
Mindless repetitive lackluster blandness!

 

by KingCheez
11-02-04
Hello, have you voted?
I will bust a cap into your rectum.
Did we not already do this?
BURN.

 

by KingCheez
11-02-04
I BRING YOU DISORDER!!
Excuse me but that is not politically correct.
...Tommy the cat had many a story to tell.
But it was a rare ocassion such as this that he did.
TOMMY DA CAT IS MAH NAEM!
HI-FIVE!
Excuse me but what events have just occurred?

 

by KingCheez
11-02-04
Hello Supajesus.
Did you vote Supajesus for prez?
Yeah, I rocked the vote...so hard it fell over.
You know dumb blondes are funnier when they're not trying to be funny.

 

by KingCheez
11-02-04
Hello Supajesus!
Hey, can you get me down from here?
First I wanna see you do the little dance Ashley Simpson did.

 

by KingCheez
11-02-04
Well I don't know what I'm doing, Mr. ...Boss.
Are you IMPROVING Ashen Empires?
You're a good employee.
Maybe they should've made it past elementary school.
Why can't all my employees be as smart as you?

 

by KingCheez
11-02-04
We call this meeting today, Mr. Amish...
To say you have been working too hard.
...Eh, old chap?
After buying this game, we are supposed to beat it into the ground, not improve it. You're fired.
If only I had quit school jus' a wee one...

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