All comics by KingOfMusic89

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by KingOfMusic89
6-09-05
hey its oscar
what you want
oscar your a grouch
what
yeah your a grouch
Bitch i live in a fucking trash can

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-09-05
get the hell away
can i touch you please
im a fucking snowman
gonna grab your nipples
thank god
damn not again

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-10-05
THE HELL ARE YOU
your mom

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-10-05
Hey sexy
god damn that was akward

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-10-05
?

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-10-05
yes i got laid
can i touch her
umm no?
are you sure she looked pretty
i kinda killed her she's kinda dead
so can i still touch her

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-12-05
crap its jake
whats good
im not doing anything
are you playing pocket pool
almost there
think im gonna stab you

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-12-05
what the hell are you doing
stop
dumbass
sorry

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-12-05
hey hows it going
how awkard
screw you then
if i dont say anthing he'll leave
sucker

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-12-05
robot slept with your wife from a freind
ahh
get over here
suckers

 

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by KingOfMusic89
6-13-05
.....
What the hell am i doing here

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-13-05
Walk me for the last time bastard
huh
die GRRRRRRR
aaahhhhhhhhhhh
bitch

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-13-05
im liking what i see
hey where did she go
...i really wanted to get laid

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-13-05
whata
huh
arent you scared im gonna kick your ass
not really i've seen worse
screw you
later

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-13-05
ouch
what happened
it blew i couldnt hold it anymore
oh
im misssing my stomach freaking help me
sorry i wasnt listening

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-13-05
i couldnt stop
what
it was all over the place
what
your mom
dude your an ass

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-13-05
damn its dark
hey
somthing touched me
where did he go

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-14-05
sigh
whats wrong dude
well you see
the day before
ouch
im leaving you and im taking bob

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-14-05
....
boo
ok
boo
damn didnt scare him

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-14-05
uuuummmmmmmm
sir are you drunk
huh
take that as a yes you going downtown
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hey sexy

 

?
by KingOfMusic89
6-14-05
what the hell did you do
umm
god damn joe
sorry
what am i gonna do with you
i'll go you my room

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-14-05
the hell
afhoiseafasf
my head hurts
hahaha
im so high
yes you are

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-14-05
how the hell did this happen
heck yeah
want some free beer
oh yeah i remeber
shut the hell up and get in the ship

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-15-05
you need jesus come to church
i guess?
where's everyone at?
billy glad you could make it follow me to my office
now that you have your pants off...
you sure this is how you do a hail mary?

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-03-05
how come i cant have a dog
your always complaining
what kind of pet is a roach
.......
i wanted a puppy and this is what i get
this kids always complaining

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-04-05
i head something
ahhhhh
pretend i didnt see that
freaking help me
i'll help you

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-06-05
eay my freaking twinkie
that was a good twinkie
crap
what the hell are you doing
im sorry i'll go inside
go on a diet fatt ass i did you a favor by eating the twinkie

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-09-05
im so freaking bored

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-09-05
what the hell you want
umm
if you dont order in five seconds i swear im gonna have it my way
umm
yeah you better start running you asshole

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-09-05
dude you need to stop with the internet its warping you mind
no its not
dude look at me and tell me what you see
yeah i need to go outside
told you

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-10-05
told you not to bother

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-10-05
hey sexy
not again
hey hows it going
dude run, oops to late later
huh
oh yeah that'll do pig that'll do

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-10-05
you've come to the wrong place son
trick or treat
aaahhhhhhhhh
GIVE ME SOME FREAKING CANDY

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-15-05
dude i need to get laid
yes you do
im gonna get a hooker
i got the perfect one for you just go home and wait in you room she'll be over in an hour
jakes an asshole
you ready

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-21-06
ok so you wanted the chicken?
what part of i want to bang your wife dont you get
ok then the chicken
what ever i'll tell your wife you said hi
at the chefs house
so you wanted the chicken
i can never fucking win

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-22-06
phone call
im in the middle of an operation
it sounds important sir
flat line my ass,he can make it for another minute
patient died for this
hello is your refigerator running
fucking shit

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-23-06
the hell, what kind of costume it that
what you said something that would strike fear into people
yeah thats a bunny suit
yeah, i mean whats scarier, than a bunny with an ax
i swear you an idior
maybe next time i'lll dress like your mom huh how you like that

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-23-06
thats the tenth girl i lost this week
dont know what to say
i got no more ho's man im out of this pimpin business
wonder why your girls keep dieng oh well i guess well never know
luck number ten
what

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-29-06
What going on man?
Nothing man, is it cool if i leave something here
moments after he came
Hey i didnt say yes
Bryan left butch a present in the toilet
Fucking Bryan, always leaves his shit here

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-29-06
Smoke me you know you want to
Cant do it
Smoke me
Fucker i said no, i havent smoked in years
Smoke me
Alright then, you win

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-29-06
whats wrong?
I lost my son, have you seen a young cock around
I have seen many a cock in my day lady
He is small and white, he always carrys his ball with him
just one
A pussy ate the other one

 

by KingOfMusic89
6-30-06
Son what are you doing on there
Open the door now
Im just playing with my cock, leave me alone
Anyways, what you want to play now
?

 

by KingOfMusic89
7-13-06
Hey, fuck you
The hell is your problem
Your not gonna fucking eat me
Who the hell said i was?
YO MAMA
That was uncalled for

 

by KingOfMusic89
12-20-06
dude costume party at church, you should surpise people i know i am
cool what are you gonna be?
cant tell you but its gonna be great!!!
ok see you there
dude no, thats not cool
What???

 

by KingOfMusic89
8-26-07
hey chad, what happened at the party
umm well
you ready for a good time
uhh
i dont want to talk about it
understood....... your fired

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