A Typical Thursday at Enigma

Author: Kirstin

Date: January 15, 2005

by Kirstin
1-15-05
At Enigma, poor Darren is being asked the question he hears everyday from total strangers
hey! I may be drunk 'cause we're at Enigma, but aren't you Jay from the Kevin Smith movies?
No Tommy Manlove, my name's Darren
Hello BO DI DOH my friend Tommy Manlove says you're Jay from the Kevin Smith movies
For the last fucking time Jon!!! My name is DARREN! I fucking HATE people calling me Jay!
Hey sexy, you look like Jay from the Kevin Smith Movies, wanna make sweet love to me? You can put it ANYWHERE....
I suppose looking like a stoner movie character DOES have its advantages...