Drunken Dave part five

Author: Kissass

Date: November 27, 2002

by Kissass
11-27-02
Dave's in trouble...
What? what do you mean, copper?
Umm, don't call me that. You are under arrest for assault on the nostrils.
Father Jacob arrives...
Oh, hello Dave, hello officer Wiggum
Tell him, father Jacob! I would never assault the nostrils!!
Officer Wiggum explains Dave's arrest.
Oh my, Officer, is this true? He's assaulted nostrils? Why Dave, Why?!?!
I'm afraid it is, Father Jacob, and he's under arrest.