Drunken Dave part six

Author: Kissass

Date: November 28, 2002

by Kissass
11-28-02
Dave argues...
Officer Wiggum, I can't go to jail!
The hell you can't, Dave! You're under arrest!
Father Jacob is mad...
Shit, Dave, what the hell were you thinking going into that bathroom?
B-but Father Jacob!! Defend me, damn you!
The arrest...
Take this sacreligeous bastard to prison, officer!!
Right. Here we go, Dave. Get in the car.