Derek Jeter part one

Author: Kissass

Date: November 30, 2002

by Kissass
11-30-02
Derek Jeter has decided that he needs a raise, he sees his agent, Charlie.
Come on, Charlie, I need a raise.
I'm sorry, Jeter, I just can't do that.
B-but Charlie! I thought you were my friend!
It's not like that, Derek, I'm your agent, not your homie.
Charlie leaves Derek.
Noo!! Charlie, don't leave me! (sob sob)
Don't make this a soap opera Derek.